cockeyed

cockeyed
    adj 1: turned or twisted toward one side; "a...youth with a
           gorgeous red necktie all awry"- G.K.Chesterton; "his wig
           was, as the British say, skew-whiff" [syn: {askew},
           {awry(p)}, {cockeyed}, {lopsided}, {wonky}, {skew-whiff}]
    2: incongruous;inviting ridicule; "the absurd excuse that the
       dog ate his homework"; "that's a cockeyed idea"; "ask a
       nonsensical question and get a nonsensical answer"; "a
       contribution so small as to be laughable"; "it is ludicrous
       to call a cottage a mansion"; "a preposterous attempt to turn
       back the pages of history"; "her conceited assumption of
       universal interest in her rather dull children was
       ridiculous" [syn: {absurd}, {cockeyed}, {derisory},
       {idiotic}, {laughable}, {ludicrous}, {nonsensical},
       {preposterous}, {ridiculous}]
    3: very drunk [syn: {besotted}, {blind drunk}, {blotto},
       {crocked}, {cockeyed}, {fuddled}, {loaded}, {pie-eyed},
       {pissed}, {pixilated}, {plastered}, {slopped}, {sloshed},
       {smashed}, {soaked}, {soused}, {sozzled}, {squiffy}, {stiff},
       {tight}, {wet}]
    

177 Moby Thesaurus words for "cockeyed":
      afflicted, agee, agee-jawed, amiss, anamorphous, apish, asinine,
      askance, askant, askew, askewgee, asquint, asymmetric, awry, batty,
      befooled, beguiled, bent, besotted, boiled, bombed, boozy, bowed,
      brainless, buffoonish, bug-eyed, cam, canned, catawampous,
      catawamptious, cock-a-hoop, cockeyed drunk, contorted, convulsed,
      crazy, credulous, crocked, crocko, crooked, crookedly, cross-eyed,
      crumpled, crunched, daffy, daft, dazed, deranged, deviative,
      disarranged, discomfited, discomposed, disconcerted, disguised,
      dislocated, disordered, disorderly, disorganized, distorted,
      disturbed, dizzy, doting, drunk, dumb, elevated, fatuitous,
      fatuous, flaky, fond, fool, foolheaded, foolish, fried, fuddled,
      futile, gaga, glare-eyed, goofy, gulled, half-seas over, haywire,
      high, idiotic, illuminated, imbecile, in disorder, inane,
      inebriated, inept, infatuated, insane, irregular, kooky,
      labyrinthine, lit, lit up, loaded, loony, lopsided, lubricated,
      lushy, mad, maudlin, misplaced, monocular, moon-eyed, moronic,
      muddled, muzzy, nonsymmetric, nutty, oiled, on the fritz, one-eyed,
      one-sided, organized, out of gear, out of joint, out of kelter,
      out of kilter, out of order, out of place, out of tune,
      out of whack, perturbed, pickled, pie-eyed, pissed, pissy-eyed,
      pixilated, plastered, polluted, popeyed, potted, raddled, roily,
      sappy, saucer-eyed, screwy, senseless, sentimental, shellacked,
      shuffled, silly, skew, skew-jawed, skewed, skunk-drunk,
      slaunchways, smashed, soaked, soused, sprung, squiffy, squinting,
      stewed, stinko, stupid, swacked, swivel-eyed, tanked, thoughtless,
      tight, tortuous, turbid, turbulent, twisted, unsettled,
      unsymmetric, upset, wacky, walleyed, wamper-jawed, warped, wet,
      witless, wry, yaw-ways