wank

from WordNet (r) 3.0 (2006)
wank
    n 1: slang for masturbation [syn: {jacking off}, {jerking off},
         {hand job}, {wank}]
    v 1: get sexual gratification through self-stimulation [syn:
         {masturbate}, {wank}, {fuck off}, {she-bop}, {jack off},
         {jerk off}]
    
from Jargon File (4.4.4, 14 Aug 2003)
wank
 /wangk/, n.,v.,adj.

   [Columbia University: prob.: by mutation from Commonwealth slang v.
   wank, to masturbate] Used much as {hack} is elsewhere, as a noun
   denoting a clever technique or person or the result of such
   cleverness. May describe (negatively) the act of hacking for hacking's
   sake ("Quit wanking, let's go get supper!") or (more positively) a
   {wizard}. Adj. wanky describes something particularly clever (a
   person, program, or algorithm). Conversations can also get wanky when
   there are too many wanks involved. This excess wankiness is signalled
   by an overload of the wankometer (compare {bogometer}). When the
   wankometer overloads, the conversation's subject must be changed, or
   all non-wanks will leave. Compare neep-neeping (under {neep-neep}).
   Usage: U.S. only. In Britain and the Commonwealth this word is
   extremely rude and is best avoided unless one intends to give offense.
   Adjectival wanky is less offensive and simply means `stupid' or
   `broken' (this is mainstream in Great Britain).
    
from The Free On-line Dictionary of Computing (8 July 2008)
wank

   /wangk/ [Columbia University: probably by mutation from
   Commonwealth slang "wank", to masturbate] Used much as {hack}
   is elsewhere, as a noun denoting a clever technique or person
   or the result of such cleverness.  May describe (negatively)
   the act of hacking for hacking's sake ("Quit wanking, let's go
   get supper!") or (more positively) a {wizard}.  "wanky"
   describes something particularly clever (a person, program, or
   algorithm).  Conversations can also get wanky when there are
   too many wanks involved.  This excess wankiness is signalled
   by an overload of the "wankometer" (compare {bogometer}).
   When the wankometer overloads, the conversation's subject must
   be changed, or all non-wanks will leave.  Compare
   "neep-neeping" (under {neep-neep}).  Usage: US only.  In
   Britain and the Commonwealth this word is *extremely* rude and
   is best avoided unless one intends to give offense.
    

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