clarionet

from The Collaborative International Dictionary of English v.0.48

Clarionet \Clar`i*o*net"\, n. [See {Clarion}, {Clarinet}.]
   (Mus.)
   See {Clarinet}.
   [1913 Webster]

from The Collaborative International Dictionary of English v.0.48

Clarinet \Clar"i*net`\, n. [F. clarinette, dim. of clarine, from
   L. clarus. See {Clear}, and cf. {Clarion}.] (Mus.)
   A wind instrument, blown by a single reed, of richer and
   fuller tone than the oboe, which has a double reed. It is the
   leading instrument in a military band.

   Note: [Often improperly called {clarionet}.]
         [1913 Webster] clarinetist

from The Devil's Dictionary (1881-1906)

CLARIONET, n.  An instrument of torture operated by a person with
cotton in his ears.  There are two instruments that are worse than a
clarionet -- two clarionets.

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