bacchus
from
The Devil's Dictionary (1881-1906)
BACCHUS, n. A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse
for getting drunk.
Is public worship, then, a sin,
That for devotions paid to Bacchus
The lictors dare to run us in,
And resolutely thump and whack us?
Jorace
from
Moby Thesaurus II by Grady Ward, 1.0
80 Moby Thesaurus words for "Bacchus":
Agdistis, Amor, Aphrodite, Apollo, Apollon, Ares, Artemis, Ate,
Athena, Ceres, Cora, Cronus, Cupid, Cybele, Demeter, Despoina,
Diana, Dionysus, Dis, Eros, Gaea, Gaia, Ge, Great Mother, Hades,
Helios, Hephaestus, Hera, Here, Hermes, Hestia, Hymen, Hyperion,
Jove, Juno, Jupiter, Jupiter Fidius, Jupiter Fulgur,
Jupiter Optimus Maximus, Jupiter Pluvius, Jupiter Tonans, Kore,
Kronos, Magna Mater, Mars, Mercury, Minerva, Mithras, Momus,
Neptune, Nike, Olympians, Olympic gods, Ops, Orcus, Persephassa,
Persephone, Phoebus, Phoebus Apollo, Pluto, Poseidon, Proserpina,
Proserpine, Rhea, Saturn, Tellus, Venus, Vesta, Vulcan, Zeus,
bacchanalianism, bibaciousness, bibacity, bibulosity, bibulousness,
crapulence, crapulousness, intemperance, serious drinking,
sottishness
from
Who Was Who: 5000 B. C. to Date
BACCHUS
patron saint of most men, benefactor, a jolly good
fellow, and the founder of the "morning after" feeling.
Studied vine raising when a young man. Discovered that grapes
were not intended for a food. Invented the greatest pleasure
and pain giver the world has ever seen. Became a traveler.
Introduced ale and stout in England, whiskey in Scotland,
everything in Ireland, cocktails and patent medicines in the
United States, beer in Germany, champagne in France, absinthe
in France, and vodka in Russia. Career: Magnificent.
Recreation: Paris. Address: Greece. Clubs: All, except W.
C. T. U. Epitaph: He Will Live In The Throats Of His
Countrymen.
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