Rockefeller

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Rockefeller
    n 1: United States industrialist who made a fortune in the oil
         business and gave half of it away (1839-1937) [syn:
         {Rockefeller}, {John D. Rockefeller}, {John Davison
         Rockefeller}]
    
from Who Was Who: 5000 B. C. to Date
ROCKEFELLER

John D., Jr., the little Rockefeller who will have
the fun of spending it.  He was a good boy, and told other
young men how fortunate they were in being born poor and all
about the fungus which grows on the root of all evil.  Never
knew what a good time he could have with his Dad's coin in
Paris.  Ambition:  To be like father.  Recreation:  Sunday
school.  Occupation:  Forming new trusts and enlarging the old
ones.  Clubs:  Y. M. C.A.
    
from Who Was Who: 5000 B. C. to Date
ROCKEFELLER

John D., an American who endeavored to drive his
camel through the eye of a needle by giving advice, building
churches and colleges, and squeezing competitors.  Like all
millionaires, he was born penniless.  R. worked hard, helped
the missions out of his $3 a week, married, and purchased some
oil fields.  He struck oil.  He made it in a trust. Then he
began purchasing colleges to keep young men out of business.
As his wealth increased his stomach and hair wore out.  Could
make seven people dizzy thinking of his money.  Spent the
latter portion of his life dodging subpoenae servers, and
doubling his fortune by the dissolution of his business.
Ambition:  More churches, colleges, and less competition. Also
another Supreme Court decision.  Recreation:  Golf, the
coiffeurs, and telling young men of the futility of
competition. Address:  Courts and church.  Clubs:  Y. M. C. A.,
when he can spare the time from his legal and congressional
investigations.
    

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