Puddle poet

from The Collaborative International Dictionary of English v.0.48

Puddle \Pud"dle\, n. [OE. podel; cf. LG. pudel, Ir. & Gael. plod
   pool.]
   1. A small quantity of dirty standing water; a muddy plash; a
      small pool. --Spenser.
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   2. Clay, or a mixture of clay and sand, kneaded or worked,
      when wet, to render it impervious to water.
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   {Puddle poet}, a low or worthless poet. [R.] --Fuller.
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