webmonkey
<World-Wide Web> a largely unskilled {Web} worker - one with a
passable understanding of {HTML} but little else.
It is often supposed that, in the New Media food chain, there
is nothing lower than a webmonkey. Alas, there is: people who
barely have the skills to use FrontPage; these people are
called "typists".
The {B1FF} of webmonkeys is personified as {Bobo the
Webmonkey}.
Compare {actor/singer/waiter/webmaster}.
And compare {sysape}, {one-banana problem}, {scratch monkey},
{monkey up}, and {Infinite-Monkey Theorem} for other simian
allusions.
(1998-04-04)