salescritter

from Jargon File (4.4.4, 14 Aug 2003)
salescritter
 /sayls'kri`tr/, n.

   Pejorative hackerism for a computer salesperson. Hackers tell the
   following joke:

   Q. What's the difference between a used-car dealer and a
   computer salesman?
   A. The used-car dealer knows he's lying.  [Some versions add:
   ...and probably knows how to drive.]

   This reflects the widespread hacker belief that salescritters are
   self-selected for stupidity (after all, if they had brains and the
   inclination to use them, they'd be in programming). The terms
   salesthing and salesdroid are also common. Compare {marketroid},
   {suit}, {droid}.
    
from The Free On-line Dictionary of Computing (8 July 2008)
salescritter

   /sayls'kri"tr/ Pejorative hackerism for a computer
   salesperson.  Hackers tell the following joke:

   Q. What's the difference between a used-car dealer and a
   computer salesman?

   A. The used-car dealer knows he's lying.  [Some versions add:
   ...and probably knows how to drive.]

   This reflects the widespread hacker belief that salescritters
   are self-selected for stupidity (after all, if they had brains
   and the inclination to use them, they'd be in programming).
   The terms "salesthing" and "salesdroid" are also common.

   Compare {marketroid}, {suit}.

   [{Jargon File}]

   (1994-12-08)
    

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