pffft

from Jargon File (4.4.4, 14 Aug 2003)
pffft
 interj.

   [IRC] A metamorphic expletive which can be used to convey emotion,
   particularly shock or surprise, disgust or anger. The amplitude of the
   reaction can be measured by counting intermediary fs. For example:

   <jrandom> someone stole my hotdog
   <fred> pffft

   <frodo> Cthulhu stole my hotdog
   <joe> pffffffffffffft!
    

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