it is neither here nor there

from The Collaborative International Dictionary of English v.0.48
Here \Here\ (h[=e]r), adv. [OE. her, AS. h[=e]r; akin to OS.
   h[=e]r, D. hier, OHG. hiar, G. hier, Icel. & Goth. h[=e]r,
   Dan. her, Sw. h[aum]r; fr. root of E. he. See {He}.]
   1. In this place; in the place where the speaker is; --
      opposed to {there}.
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            He is not here, for he is risen.      --Matt.
                                                  xxviii. 6.
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   2. In the present life or state.
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            Happy here, and more happy hereafter. --Bacon.
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   3. To or into this place; hither. [Colloq.] See {Thither}.
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            Here comes Virgil.                    --B. Jonson.
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            Thou led'st me here.                  --Byron.
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   4. At this point of time, or of an argument; now.
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            The prisoner here made violent efforts to rise.
                                                  --Warren.
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   Note: Here, in the last sense, is sometimes used before a
         verb without subject; as, Here goes, for Now (something
         or somebody) goes; -- especially occurring thus in
         drinking healths. "Here's [a health] to thee, Dick."
         --Cowley.
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   {Here and there}, in one place and another; in a dispersed
      manner; irregularly. "Footsteps here and there."
      --Longfellow.

   {It is neither, here nor there}, it is neither in this place
      nor in that, neither in one place nor in another; hence,
      it is to no purpose, irrelevant, nonsense. --Shak.
      Herea-bout
    

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