fuck me harder

from Jargon File (4.4.4, 14 Aug 2003)
fuck me harder
 excl.

   Sometimes uttered in response to egregious misbehavior, esp. in
   software, and esp. of misbehaviors which seem unfairly persistent (as
   though designed in by the imp of the perverse). Often theatrically
   elaborated: "Aiighhh! Fuck me with a piledriver and 16 feet of
   curare-tipped wrought-iron fence and no lubricants!" The phrase is
   sometimes heard abbreviated FMH in polite company.

   [This entry is an extreme example of the hackish habit of coining
   elaborate and evocative terms for lossage. Here we see a quite
   self-conscious parody of mainstream expletives that has become a
   running gag in part of the hacker culture; it illustrates the hackish
   tendency to turn any situation, even one of extreme frustration, into
   an intellectual game (the point being, in this case, to creatively
   produce a long-winded description of the most anatomically absurd
   mental image possible -- the short forms implicitly allude to all the
   ridiculous long forms ever spoken). Scatological language is actually
   relatively uncommon among hackers, and there was some controversy over
   whether this entry ought to be included at all. As it reflects a live
   usage recognizably peculiar to the hacker culture, we feel it is in
   the hackish spirit of truthfulness and opposition to all forms of
   censorship to record it here. --ESR & GLS]
    

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