choad

choad
 /chohd/, n.

   Synonym for `penis' used in alt.tasteless and popularized by the
   denizens thereof. They say: "We think maybe it's from Middle English
   but we're all too damned lazy to check the OED." [I'm not. It isn't.
   --ESR] This term is alleged to have been inherited through 1960s
   underground comics, and to have been recently sighted in the Beavis
   and Butthead cartoons. Speakers of the Hindi, Bengali and Gujarati
   languages have confirmed that `choad' is in fact an Indian vernacular
   word equivalent to `fuck'; it is therefore likely to have entered
   English slang via the British Raj.