from
The Free On-line Dictionary of Computing (8 July 2008)
Bobo the Webmonkey
<World-Wide Web> What {B1FF} was to {BITNET} users, Bobo the
Webmonkey is to {webmonkeys} - the mythical prototype of
incompetent web designers everywhere. In fact, Bobo may be
what B1FF became when he grew up.
Bobo knows about {HTML} only what he has learned from viewing
the source of other people's Web pages.
Bobo doesn't know what a {MIME type} is, even though someone
gave him a hardcopy of the {FOLDOC} entry for it.
Bobo may have used an HTML code validator
(http://validator.w3.org/) before, but isn't sure.
Bobo doesn't know what the difference between {GIF} and {JPEG}
is. He thinks {PNG} is a foreign country.
All the pages Bobo has designed say "Welcome to [organisation]
online!" at the top, and say "click here!" at least three
times per page.
Bobo has used {Photoshop} before; he doesn't understand why
people keep asking if he's ever been tested for
color-blindness.
Bobo never got that "its" / "it's" distinction real clear, as
you can tell from his pages.
Bobo likes <BLINK>.
(1998-04-04)