All hardware sucks, all software sucks.
prov.
[from {scary devil monastery}] A general recognition of the
fallibility of any computer system, ritually intoned as an attempt to
quell incipient {holy wars}. It is a common response to any sort of
{bigot}. When discussing {Wintel} systems, however, it is often
snidely appended with, `but some suck more than others.'