HP-SUX

from Jargon File (4.4.4, 14 Aug 2003)
HP-SUX
 /H.P suhks/, n.

   Unflattering hackerism for HP-UX, Hewlett-Packard's Unix port, which
   features some truly unique bogosities in the filesystem internals and
   elsewhere (these occasionally create portability problems). HP-UX is
   often referred to as `hockey-pux' inside HP, and one respondent claims
   that the proper pronunciation is /H.P ukkkhhhh/ as though one were
   about to spit. Another such alternate spelling and pronunciation is
   "H-PUX" /H-puhks/. Hackers at HP/Apollo (the former Apollo Computers
   which was swallowed by HP in 1989) have been heard to complain that
   Mr. Packard should have pushed to have his name first, if for no other
   reason than the greater eloquence of the resulting acronym. See
   {sun-stools}, {Slowlaris}.
    
from The Free On-line Dictionary of Computing (8 July 2008)
HP-SUX

   <abuse, operating system> /H-P suhks/ An unflattering
   hackerism for {HP-UX} which features some truly unique
   bogosities in the {file system} internals and elsewhere (these
   occasionally create portability problems).  HP-UX is often
   referred to as "hockey-pux" inside HP, and one respondent
   claims that the proper pronunciation is /H-P ukkkhhhh/ as
   though one were about to spit.  Another such alternate
   spelling and pronunciation is "H-PUX" /H-puhks/.  Hackers at
   HP/Apollo (the former Apollo Computers which was swallowed by
   HP in 1989) have been heard to complain that Mr. Packard
   should have pushed to have his name first, if for no other
   reason than the greater eloquence of the resulting acronym.

   Compare {AIDX}, {buglix}, {Telerat}, {Open DeathTrap},
   {ScumOS}, {sun-stools}.

   [{Jargon File}]

   (1997-05-12)
    

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