procrastinator
from
Moby Thesaurus II by Grady Ward, 1.0
35 Moby Thesaurus words for "procrastinator":
bungler, dawdle, dawdler, disregarder, dodger, drone, foot-dragger,
goldbrick, goof-off, idler, ignorer, laggard, lie-abed, lingerer,
loiterer, malingerer, neglecter, negligent, plodder, shirker,
slacker, sleepyhead, sloven, slow goer, slow-foot, slowbelly,
slowpoke, slug, sluggard, slut, snail, stick-in-the-mud, tortoise,
trifler, waiter on Providence
from
Who Was Who: 5000 B. C. to Date
PROCRASTINATOR
T. H. E., an extinct man who believed in the
doctrine of To-morrow. He was a thief, but was never
convicted. Ancient records state he invariably had an excuse
for present inactivity, but would promise results the following
day. Was a close friend of Failure. Put off everything except
Death, and even did his best to keep him away as long as
possible. Motto: No time like the future. Ambition: To
accomplish to-morrow what the other fellow is doing to-day.
Recreation: Always before business. Address: Nobody knows.
Clubs: Many.
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